Monthly Archives: August 2015

Em Dee Promises

To celebrate our anniversary, I take Guido to the doctor — sorry. I mean, “Primary Caregiver” — because she is coughing like a coal miner, running a fever, and shaking like she’s being audited by IRS/ISIS for about a week, … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 6 Comments

Cop Out

According to this, a new study demonstrates that the higher a state’s rate of gun ownership, the higher the likelihood of a law enforcement officer being killed. Among the 180,000 officers in the eight states with the lowest rates of … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 5 Comments

Hollywood Class

They know me pretty well at the Hollywood Discount Liquor store on Federal Highway. Unlike most of their regular customers, I bathe, use a credit card, and have most of my teeth. Although that sure changed last month. When I … Continue reading

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment, News From the Nation's Dicktip | 5 Comments

Lowballing the Fans

“Got something to show you for your blog,” Duck Diamonds tells me as I settle into a booth at the Liquor & Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Headlamp Fluid Repair Shoppe. He’s got this little grin on his face, but … Continue reading

Posted in Playing With Balls | 7 Comments