Monthly Archives: September 2015

SWLABR

We are comfortably seated at the Conch Republic bar, sufficiently distant from the screeching duet perched outside on the patio where we’d prefer to be. But I dislike screaming to be heard with my mouth full, and after all, we’re … Continue reading

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D’Jeat? No, D’jew? (Yet Again)

Gosh look what day it is. Time to rerun this post, edited ever so slightly to accommodate the day the holiday occurs. Some holiday — its celebrants refrain from eating, although most Jews of my acquaintance limit their fasting to … Continue reading

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Choke Joke

We’re having ourselves a rollicking good time around one of the bars at Durty Harry’s when the bartender hollers out, “Omigod….he’s choking! Does anybody know CPR?” “CPR hell,” I say. “I know the whole damn alphabet!” Which brought on a … Continue reading

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Who’s the Sheeple Now, Lamb Chop?

Jade Helm, the Obama-ordered military aggression launched against entire swaths of innocent red-staters, to round up patriots, seize their guns, and imprison any resisters in Wal-Mart stores converted to makeshift prisons, ended yesterday as scheduled. (Alerted to this pants-wetting conspiracy … Continue reading

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Veni, Vidi, Vomit

I love raw oysters. So this is distressing: Oysters appear to be an important link in the transmission of norovirus among humans, according to new research…….Norovirus — better known as “cruise-ship flu,” “stomach flu” or “winter vomiting flu” — is … Continue reading

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Em Dee Promises: The Sequel!

So I guess you’re dying to hear the follow-up from last week’s medical adventure. It’s not real exciting and worse yet, it’s entirely predictable. About 24 hours after I leave my message, I call back and tell the telephone-answerer (TA) … Continue reading

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