Choke Joke

durtyWe’re having ourselves a rollicking good time around one of the bars at Durty Harry’s when the bartender hollers out, “Omigod….he’s choking! Does anybody know CPR?”

“CPR hell,” I say. “I know the whole damn alphabet!”

Which brought on a pretty good laugh from everybody except, well, you know, that one guy.

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7 Responses to Choke Joke

  1. Camiel Toe says:

    CPR wasn’t what he wanted anyway. Sounds like you needed the Hind Lick Maneuver. You see that a lot in Key West bars.

  2. Eye Don't says:


  3. Anonymous says:

    short yet brilliant

  4. Cap says:

    Short yet brilliant

  5. Linda Lovelace says:

    There’s nothing funny about choking.

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