We’re having ourselves a rollicking good time around one of the bars at Durty Harry’s when the bartender hollers out, “Omigod….he’s choking! Does anybody know CPR?”
“CPR hell,” I say. “I know the whole damn alphabet!”
Which brought on a pretty good laugh from everybody except, well, you know, that one guy.
Obalesque 
CPR wasn’t what he wanted anyway. Sounds like you needed the Hind Lick Maneuver. You see that a lot in Key West bars.
NOW…, SWALLOW IT! BITCH!
Men are such pigs.
short yet brilliant
Short yet brilliant
“Short Yet Brilliant” is our new campaign slogan. Cease and Desist!
There’s nothing funny about choking.