Monthly Archives: March 2016

Cherry Lemon Chocolate

Posted on March 30, 2016 by squathole

Here in the City of Bodily Harm we know a few things, okay? We fuckin know things you fuckin people everywhere else got no fuckin clue about. And this don’t surprise nobody. What happened in Brussels won’t fuckin happen here. … Continue reading →

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Down Memory Lame

Posted on March 22, 2016 by squathole

Saturday finds me working another Special Olympics event, this one on the sprawling campus of Golden Gate High School in Naples. Up before dawn to get there at 8:00; all set up by 8:30. This is my second year with … Continue reading →

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Lock & Lull

Posted on March 16, 2016 by squathole

The nice fellow from AT&T on the line asks me if I’d be interested in switching over to ATT U-Verse for internet and teevee service. I tell him I’d been a U-Verse victim customer for about 10 years and just … Continue reading →

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Bang Bang Lulu

Posted on March 10, 2016 by squathole

This is the entrance next door to Guido’s orthopedist in a medical office building. Note the FOR YOUR SAFETY sign. Evidently management has concerns about armed patients, all of whom are military veterans. Study Questions On the assumption that military … Continue reading →

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 4 Comments

Yawning Gap, FL

Posted on March 7, 2016 by squathole

When I want a word to describe the lifestyle, vibrancy, culture, and overall experience of living and working in Broward County, the first one to come to mind is “underwhelming.” Despite the astonishing potential created by its fabulous location, mixture … Continue reading →

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Trompe-l’œil

Posted on March 3, 2016 by squathole

Super Tuesday comes and goes and Carson quits, Kasich gets castrated, Cruz is crushed, and Micro Rubio reduced to rubble. The Accepted Wisdom seems to be that both Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are destined to lead their respective party’s … Continue reading →

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Safari SoGoody

Posted on March 1, 2016 by squathole

We know it as the Dead Animal Bar in Islamorada, after its decor that features numerous mounted animal parts on the walls and ceiling, some quite large. As far as I can tell, none of the trophies were assassinated in … Continue reading →

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