Monthly Archives: April 2016

The World According to Garbage

Posted on April 29, 2016 by squathole

As long as we’re talking about shame and shamelessness, let’s talk about former House Speaker and future con Denny Hastert — The sex abuse victim who testified against Dennis Hastert at the former U.S. House speaker’s sentencing hearing said he … Continue reading →

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She Wore Blue Velvet

Posted on April 26, 2016 by squathole

I’m old, so I missed it — what’s YOUR excuse? I refer, of course, to The last week’s eMerge conference at Miami Beach Convention Center, which, according to the breathless account in the Miami Hurled, was dedicated largely to the … Continue reading →

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 5 Comments

Day of the Data Lip-Off

Posted on April 22, 2016 by squathole

Some English-as-a-Fourth-Language skunk on the line claims he’s from MicroSoft. Tells me they detect serious viral problems on my computer so I need to follow his step-by-step instructions to detect and then delete malware files! Okay please? So press key … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 9 Comments

Dress Code

Posted on April 7, 2016 by squathole

The manager of the Toronto Blue Jays faced a backlash on Wednesday after saying players might have to “wear dresses” because umpires in Tuesday’s game enforced a new slide rule designed to take deliberate contact out of baseball. Complaining about … Continue reading →

Posted in Playing With Balls | 7 Comments