Monthly Archives: July 2016

“Made From Scratch Here Daily”

Posted on July 28, 2016 by squathole

This label adorned the loaf of bread I bought at Publix yesterday. When I see the 3 words “scratch here daily,” my instinct is to reach for the back-scratcher (also shown) and grab my privates (not shown). Memo to marketing: … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 8 Comments

Alas Poor Yorick

Posted on July 19, 2016 by squathole

While it’s been about 10 years since my last encounter with back yard human remains, the thought is always there whenever I do any significant digging or uprooting. Last week I tore out a stand of Sansevieria trifasciata, (also known … Continue reading →

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Ya Still Gunna Believe?

Posted on July 13, 2016 by squathole

Nothing like a morgue full of assassinated cops to cook up confusion among the ammosexual community. All of a sudden everything they’ve been babbling about seems not just suspect, but stoopid. Start with “The best defense against a bad guy … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 5 Comments