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his label adorned the loaf of bread I bought at Publix yesterday.
When I see the 3 words “scratch here daily,” my instinct is to reach for the back-scratcher (also shown) and grab my privates (not shown).
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Obalesque 
I’d like to meet the MAID From Scratch Here Daily!
Men are such pigs.
Publix is to a bakery what Muzac is to music.
Copy-editing the labels on bakery items. You badly need a life.
Scratch ‘n’ sniff… smell the yeast!
Die verspielte Form der Babula-Leuchten sind wirklich herzlich anzusehen. Sowohl einzeln als auch in der Traube sorgen sie für einen schönen Effekt. Und ich finde, die passen einfach an jede Zimmerdecke, egal ob im Wohnzimmer, Flur, Schlafzimmer oder in der Küche. Oder? Aber letztendlich ist es natürlich Geschmackssache.
What’s “spam” in German? Die Spam?
Ja, ja! Something about scraping your ceilings… naturally.
Es ist Deustch. “Spam” is the same in all languages..