Monthly Archives: July 2017

It’s 10:10 Somewhere

Posted on July 28, 2017 by squathole

Experts who exhumed the body of Salvador Dalí to collect samples for use in a paternity claim have revealed that the enigmatic artist’s trademark mustache still graces his face almost three decades after he died. Narcís Bardalet, the embalmer who … Continue reading →

Posted in NIMBY | 3 Comments

Oh Will They Never Learn?

Posted on July 21, 2017 by squathole

Wow, I missed this anniversary by a few days, but better nate than lever! Was about 2 years ago this week that America’s wingnuts went full-bore batshit paranoid about Jade Helm, the start of a season that ended with them … Continue reading →

Posted in Golden Oldies (Deja Vu All Over Again) | 4 Comments

Finny or Dye

Posted on July 18, 2017 by squathole

It’s more than a week since a shark attacked a swimmer off Haulover Park, Miami Beach’s historical clothing-optional beach, but things seem to be back to normal. Or at least as normal as it is to see men and women … Continue reading →

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 11 Comments

Out At Home

Posted on July 10, 2017 by squathole

Slouching at the bar, fingers caressing the rim of her sweating rock glass, smoke curling up from the cigarette between her knuckles as she frowns over her newspaper, retired sportswriter Vera Lu Senz is the portrait of feminine noir. Or … Continue reading →

Posted in Playing With Balls | 6 Comments