Monthly Archives: November 2020

Joltin’ Joe Has Left and Gone Away

Posted on November 25, 2020 by squathole

Anticipating Thanksgiving, Guido gives the coffee maker a thorough cleaning. Next morning it dies. Because, 2020. So Guido replaces the Mister Coffee unit with another Mister Coffee unit. The new model has exactly one control button, front and center, which … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 10 Comments

Coming Into Money

Posted on November 18, 2020 by squathole

Around the country, November has been declared National Philanthropy Month, a time for non-profit organizations to ramp up their self-promotional and solicitation activities, often to the annoyance of the general public. Having spent most of my career in non-profit endeavor, … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 9 Comments

#RubberBalls&Liquor

Posted on November 13, 2020 by squathole

Oh, look: it’s Friday! If you can read this, you made it. Welcome to Obalesque Weekend Edition. As opposed to the Weakened Edition. Well before the #TrumPandemic era, I intended to retool this blog significantly, concentrating on the conversations and … Continue reading →

Posted in The Adventures of Don Tequila | 8 Comments

Homecoming

Posted on November 9, 2020 by squathole

It’s no secret that Florida’s unemployment system is not only stingy with its benefits level, it’s intentionally inefficient, buggy, and designed to frustrate would-be filers. This was the handiwork of former Governor (now Senator) Dickwithears, who wanted to minimize costs … Continue reading →

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 9 Comments

Erection Day Eve

Posted on November 2, 2020 by squathole

Listening to a remake of that great old Motown song by the Four Tops, Thame Old Thong, by the Lispers. Yeah!

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 6 Comments