Author Archives: squathole

Bait Me

Does anybody else see the resemblance here? Not just in features, but body language. With apologies to the Creature, whom I’ve always sort of admired. Advertisements

Posted in Gen. Snark, Maj. Snafu, Corp. Punishment | 8 Comments

It’s 10:10 Somewhere

Experts who exhumed the body of Salvador Dalí to collect samples for use in a paternity claim have revealed that the enigmatic artist’s trademark mustache still graces his face almost three decades after he died. Narcís Bardalet, the embalmer who … Continue reading

Posted in NIMBY | 3 Comments

Oh Will They Never Learn?

Wow, I missed this anniversary by a few days, but better nate than lever! Was about 2 years ago this week that America’s wingnuts went full-bore batshit paranoid about Jade Helm, the start of a season that ended with them … Continue reading

Posted in Golden Oldies (Deja Vu All Over Again) | 4 Comments

Finny or Dye

It’s more than a week since a shark attacked a swimmer off Haulover Park, Miami Beach’s historical clothing-optional beach, but things seem to be back to normal. Or at least as normal as it is to see men and women … Continue reading

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 11 Comments

Out At Home

Slouching at the bar, fingers caressing the rim of her sweating rock glass, smoke curling up from the cigarette between her knuckles as she frowns over her newspaper, retired sportswriter Vera Lu Senz is the portrait of feminine noir. Or … Continue reading

Posted in Playing With Balls | 6 Comments

Neighborhood Buzz

Sitting outside on the second full day of glorious summer in south Florida, there’s a loud thud that shakes the earth and sends a cloud of white particles over my head. Can only mean one thing: a seed pod on … Continue reading

Posted in News From the Nation's Dicktip | 10 Comments

Olde Towne Old Timer

I am in Philadelphia on the last weekend of April, first time back home — I still think of it as home, although Guido and I left permanently in 1985 — in several years. I’m walking south on Market Street … Continue reading

Posted in Shaken and Stirred | 5 Comments