Category Archives: NIMBY

Keep It Wrinkled

In sentencing a 19-year-old who pleaded guilty to statutory rape last week, a judge in Idaho made it clear his punishment would include an extra wrinkle: government-mandated celibacy. — New York Times Too funny. And it doesn’t help that the … Continue reading

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And He Could See Russia, Too!

A friend filed the following dispatch from the Alaskan Bay: “We continued south on a ship whose first port of call was Skagway. ┬áIt turns out that part of Sarah Palin’s childhood was spent here. The house, built in 1899, … Continue reading

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Marketing

This story starts in a lake in Schenectady, NY. Seems a young man hooked himself an an alligator gar — unusual fish for that area, native of Mississippi. He kept it long enough to have a photo taken, then, as … Continue reading

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Ya Still Gunna Believe?

Nothing like a morgue full of assassinated cops to cook up confusion among the ammosexual community. All of a sudden everything they’ve been babbling about seems not just suspect, but stoopid. Start with “The best defense against a bad guy … Continue reading

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Maine Line

    We’re back from our jaunt up the east coast, with stops in Philadelphia (“The City of Bodily Harm”) and southeastern Maine. The Maine town of Cornish would appear to be run by a bunch of real killjoys. So … Continue reading

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Cherry Lemon Chocolate

Here in the City of Bodily Harm we know a few things, okay? We fuckin know things you fuckin people everywhere else got no fuckin clue about. And this don’t surprise nobody. What happened in Brussels won’t fuckin happen here. … Continue reading

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There She Goes

Many years ago I knew a young lady who lived in Runnemede, NJ. I forget her name, why I knew her, and why I even remember as much as I’ve already written. And yet, there’s more. Like much of south … Continue reading

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