Category Archives: The Adventures of Don Tequila

Happy Brew Year!

Construction dust is thicker than Bigfoot’s dander when I push open the door at the site of what will soon be the new Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Artesian Headlamp Fluid (but see below).  And here’s Don Tequila, … Continue reading

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The Ace of Cubs

The three of us secure perches at our usual spot on the rounded far edge of the bar, where we survey the churning curiosity that comprises the customer base as well as the teevee screens with updates on the latest … Continue reading

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Brew Ha Ha

I am settled in comfortably at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Deworming Clinic, surrounded by the regular crowd of laughing lesbians  who quarrel good-naturedly (mostly) over football minutiae as highlights from the weekend’s games are displayed. Don … Continue reading

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Balls Brains and Two Kinds of Drafts

Good day!  Let’s begin with a quick video message from the Male Cancer Awareness Campaign. Want to see it again?  I thought so. On sort of a related note, I drop in to the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar … Continue reading

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Have You Heard? Don’t Listen.

Out late last night with Guido at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Marital Aids While You Wait for a quick pick-me-up after a long day of last-minute errands.  The place is half-full (if you’re an optimist; half-empty … Continue reading

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Bottoms Up

According to experts — if that’s the right term — teenagers are getting high by inserting tampons soaked in vodka. “It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There’s no barrier, there’s no stomach acid to prevent it,” one official said….”I … Continue reading

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Be It Ever So Humble

Late afternoon on Memorial Day I drop in on the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Emporium and Aquaculture Supply Depot to see what there is to see at the end of a holiday weekend.  When I arrive, Don Tequila, tending … Continue reading

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