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Roger That

Posted on December 2, 2010 by squathole

Get well, Neil! Radio host Neil Rogers to have open-heart surgery BY ELINOR J. BRECHER, ebrecher@MiamiHerald.com Longtime South Florida talk host Neil Rogers, who retired from WQAM in June 2009, will undergo open-heart surgery Friday, according to his former boss, … Continue reading →

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Triple AAA is the New Triple XXX

Posted on September 7, 2010 by squathole

If my mouth weren’t so full, I’d call Bullshit. It is commonly assumed that small-chested women feel that nature’s lottery has left them coming up short. The parade of heaving bosoms in Victoria’s Secret catalogs not only suggests that bigger … Continue reading →

Posted in Shaken and Stirred, Uncategorized | 9 Comments

Operation Desert Sands

Posted on June 7, 2010 by squathole

Well, the irony starts with the name: “Desert Sands Unified District.”  Then it all fizzles…… Seven seniors at a Southern California high school were facing disciplinary action for participating in a game called “Beat the Jew” in which losers were … Continue reading →

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Bits and Pieces

Posted on March 8, 2010 by squathole

“No one gets out of here alive!” – Jim Morrison Well, thanks, Jim.  In logic, that’s called a tautology, as informative as “A=A.”  By, “gets out of here,” you mean, “dies” (dies).  So, nobody who dies goes on to live, … Continue reading →

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Let Us Bray

Posted on December 22, 2009 by squathole

What is it about Christmas that wrings the Christ right out of Christians? At 4 p.m. Sunday afternoon — nine hours before the 1 a.m. vote that would effectively clinch the legislation’s passage — Sen. Tom Coburn (R-Okla.) went to … Continue reading →

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I’ll Come Back for the Cottage Cheese

Posted on December 8, 2009 by squathole

Quite a week around here and it’s barely Tuesday.  Two names from the past appear (Rollo Nickels and Miami Harold) in the comments section, along with some impassioned exchanges (apparently from Great Britain) over that ancient post, “Dem Bones Dem … Continue reading →

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Bird is the Word

Posted on July 21, 2009 by squathole

Holy shit. The Pachuca family says an image on their pickup truck is a miracle. The image, that came in an unlikely form of a bird dropping, appeared Sunday July 12. That was the first time Salvador Pachuca had been … Continue reading →

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A-Roid my H-Roid

Posted on February 9, 2009 by squathole

Anybody else notice that this time of year, the only baseball news you find concerns either money or drugs?

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Walk Like A Man. Or Dog.

Posted on September 15, 2008 by squathole

Tallahassee, FL    A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands. Asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a … Continue reading →

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Father Of The Year

Posted on September 5, 2008 by squathole

This contest is over. The award belongs to Levi Johnston. Poor zitty teenager porks the Governor’s daughter, finds himself railroaded into a shotgun wedding, and ends up on national teevee shaking hands with a candidate for president. All this with … Continue reading →

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