Coming In a Plain Brown Wrapper to a Bookstore Near You

Speaking of incompetent, lying hacks from the George Hussein Bush era, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Donny!

Former U.S. defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld, who will go down in history as the architect behind the war in Iraq, is getting set to tell his story. The as-yet-untitled book is slated for release in 2010.

Rumsfeld, 75, described the book as “a story that will span my lifetime,” from his childhood to his work in the private sector to his long government service, most recently under U.S. President George W. Bush.

“I don’t plan to write any kind of a ‘quickie Washington book.’ I plan to take my time,” he said in an interview on Monday. — cbc news

Gosh I can’t wait can you? Rumsfeld’s Ruminations. The Waterboard Diaries. Ronald Dumsfeld Remembers.

Not since the state papers of Chester A. Arthur were released has the political world been as charged up as now, with this announcement. At long last, crystal clear candor regarding the run-up to the Iraq War and other misguided foreign policy decisions of the 21st century’s kick-off decade. Not.

Hey, don’t blame me. I voted for Nader.