Monthly Archives: September 2008

Low Interest in High Finance

This whole issue is so far past my pay grade I’m keeping mum. Besides, it’s much more fun to point fingers and sneer at….well, everybody. It was amusing to see how both parties’ leadership was simply (and wisely) ignored:the ‘Pubs … Continue reading

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Yuh Think?

Got this yesterday and I’m considering it carefully, even though I suspect it just might be a fake.  But given the bozoic nature of the current leadership, well….you tell me….. Dear Sir or Madame: I need to ask you to … Continue reading

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….and tell me that you love me……

It’s been entirely too grim around here lately, what with the bailout and the debate and this entirely unacceptable weekend weather.  So let’s have a round-up of what makes this blog unique, and why readers from around the world peruse … Continue reading

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Bailing Out

When I drop in the other night at the Liquor and Rubber Bars Sports Cafe and Paycheck Advance Store, Don Tequila stands behind the bar like a man on guard. The conversation has become heated, and the conversationalists inebriated. The … Continue reading

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George Will, Will You?

Had a terrific discussion last night at the Liquor and Rubber Balls Sports Bar and Auto Body Shop about John McCain’s latest campaign gambit, but the conversation (and occasional shoving match) went on so long that I couldn’t get home … Continue reading

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“Racky Road”?

I can’t wait to see the applications that come in when this innovative program gets going…… Waterbury, CT — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s … Continue reading

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Satan Bakin’

Say good-bye to summer, and with it all the fond rituals combining to make it the earth’s best season: ice cold beer on a sweltering day, endless sunshine, sultry evenings on a salt-air beach, the wafting smoke of barbecued……hey.  THAT’s … Continue reading

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