Rib It

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard

To fetch her poor dog a bone

But when she got there, the cupboard was bare

So she called the plastic surgeon and had her set of #11 and #12 ribs removed to feed it,

And while she was there opted for the abdominoplasty tummy tuck, too.

Not only doesn’t that rhyme, it looks gruesome.

But at least the dog got a meal out of it.

(Photo credits here and here.  And there are plenty more.)

Hoo boy.  As they say in New Hampshire, Rib Free or Die.

I can’t help but observe that even in the context of elective surgery, she might have chosen more wisely. Not that there’s a whole lot you can do about the wear on a tire that just accumulates over the years.

I tried to select photos that downplay the funhouse aspects of the results – visit the sites to see worse, and if you’re really into it, Google “ribs removed by a plastic surgeon“ and see what youtube has to offer – but even so, IMHO everything that isn’t covered up in clothing from the hairline down should be.

I bet she’s a cheap dinner date, though.

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16 Responses to Rib It

  1. My dick’s wider than that. Should I have a rib removed.

  2. Camiel Toe says:

    Any physician who would remove ribs like that should be removed from the practice of medicine.

  3. Human Buffet says:

    She’s ‘way too old for me but I love that look. The only sexier thing she could do now is lose 75 pounds.

  4. Sue Perfluous says:

    I’m glad there are people in the world who will do this to themselves because it makes us people with eating disorders seem normal. In fact, I’ll be picturing her right after my lunch today as I make myself vomit.

  5. Cher says:

    If I could turn back time . . .

  6. Ken says:

    Too bad I’m gay. She looks like Barbie.

  7. Mister E says:

    That’s repulsive. Just imagine the scarring, too. What’s wrong with people? Why would anyone want the body of an insect?

  8. ya'gotta'guessit says:

    Sorry, Squatty, but you’ve been urban-legended.

    Google is your friend:

    • Squathole says:

      I checked this on Snopes, which while not refreencing this specific case, indicated the whole rib-removal business was a fraud, and certainly not true of the usual suspects like Cher about whom it is alleged. But other sites convinced me otherwise, especially the one by the California physician, which appears genuine. The website you providede demonstrates that this is NOT an urban legend — it not only identifies the “model,” it completely explains her motivation: Money. One of the very few human motives more powerful than vanity.

      I think Missing Lincoln might be onto something, though. And I completely sympathize with Mister E’s take. All she needs is a pair of wings.

  9. Missing Lincoln says:

    I’m pretty sure that was a dude at some point…

  10. P V Ertz says:

    Looks like a blow-up doll from the waist. Thro a bag over the top & you have the perfect date.

  11. One Man's Opinion says:

    YGG I checked this out on snopes & you’re right about her having had surgery to achieve her curvaseousness being false. But the curves are real and I don’t care how she achieved it, it’s still a repulsive look….IMHO!

  12. Adam says:

    This gives me the creeps. I had just one rib removed, and look what happened.

  13. Sonny says:

    I’ll give you $5.99 for all them ribs…

  14. Lois Terms says:

    How could anybody in her right minds do this to herself? Did she have a lobotomy before she had her ribs out?

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