They’re calling it the “poop pill.” Saves lives, they say, and a whole lot gentler than a fecal transplant, where a fecal solution is delivered via the rectum or a tube inserted through the nose. Yikes. That sounds like waterboarding with a wet fart.
The downside? It’s only a matter of time before the pill’s unique qualities will be captured in a series of overpriced consumer products aimed at bloated smarmy foodies: craft beer, designer coffee, exotic birds and fruit, etc. It will be marketed as tasty health food, pricey and trendy, and if parents don’t administer to their kids, grounds for charges of abuse and expulsion from the soccer team.
How about that shit?