Daily Archives: May 2, 2008

Dick on the Deck

Bellevue, OH — Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.According to … Continue reading

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Everybody in Her Class Can Count to 2

There are two big reasons to run this (dated) story, and neither one is her gross tattoo: Port St. Lucie, FL — Tiffany Shepherd, a biology teacher at Port St. Lucie High School, learned last week that she will not … Continue reading

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